OMGosh - the swat one made me remember the time in Minneapolis I had a bat in my apartment. I flagged down a patrol car and asked for their help. They declined. Since it was about 3 AM I informed them that since they wouldn't help I planned to sit on my front stoop and the chances of my being assaulted were very high it being a transitional neighborhood downtown. Since it was close to end of their shift they'd be stuck at the station well beyond their end of shift filling out reams of paperwork. They saw my point and in no time at all with the help of my tennis racquet and a towel got rid of the bat in record time.
Adrienne LOL, I thought you meant a bat in your apartment for self defence. When I got to the end it was even funnier. Great Story! Did they call SWAT?
Put it here ... I can't wait to read it. I have the Captcha turned OFF but blogger insists it be there. You should be able to bypass it.
** Anonymous, please use a name at the end of your comment. You're all starting to look alike.
*** Moderation has been added due to Spam and a Commenter a little too caustic. I welcome comments, but talk of killing and racist (or even close to racist) are not welcome.
3rd and 4th.
ReplyDeleteBut the 3rd really.
PS Looks more like Milkin' Time than Bacon Time to me.
ReplyDeleteedutcher, wow I can really testify to number three. It's my life.
ReplyDeleteNow that is a very smart Marine in number 10. Great job Woodsterman.
ReplyDeleteedutcher, sometimes you confuse me, but this time I'm completely lost????
ReplyDeleteUnknown, that question really needs to be thrown out, huh.
ReplyDeleteAll Gooders !
ReplyDeleteOMGosh - the swat one made me remember the time in Minneapolis I had a bat in my apartment. I flagged down a patrol car and asked for their help. They declined. Since it was about 3 AM I informed them that since they wouldn't help I planned to sit on my front stoop and the chances of my being assaulted were very high it being a transitional neighborhood downtown. Since it was close to end of their shift they'd be stuck at the station well beyond their end of shift filling out reams of paperwork. They saw my point and in no time at all with the help of my tennis racquet and a towel got rid of the bat in record time.
ReplyDeletesteve harvy tempting fate worse than at the oscars. what a loaded question.
ReplyDeleteKid, Ah Thankers
ReplyDeleteAdrienne LOL, I thought you meant a bat in your apartment for self defence. When I got to the end it was even funnier. Great Story! Did they call SWAT?
ReplyDeletecapt fast, I sure do like him. I wouldn't answer it either or maybe "Sleepy."
ReplyDeleteThanks for the laughs.
ReplyDeleteBrig, you bet!
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