Wednesday, February 6, 2019

The Whooper

Pinocchio, Snow White and Superman are out for a stroll in town one day. As they walk, they come across a sign: "Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world"

"I am entering" said Snow White.

After half an hour she comes out and they ask her, "Well, how did you do?" "First Place" said Snow White.

They continue walking and they see a sign: "Contest for the strongest man in the world."

 "I'm entering" says Superman.

 After half an hour he returns and they ask him, "How did you make out?" “First Place" answers Superman. "Did you ever doubt?”

They continue walking when they see a sign: "Contest! Who is the greatest liar in the world?

 Pinocchio says "This is mine."

Half an hour later, he returns with tears in his eyes.

"What happened?" they asked

"Who the hell is Pelosi ?" asked Pinocchio .

Thanks Jim!


  1. Pinocchio would have come in last place if they were all democrats except him.

  2. Truth is stranger than fiction. Hope all is well with you and snowmageddon.

  3. Bwahahahahahahaha. Spot on.

    Have a fabulous day, Odie. ☺

  4. Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it.

  5. Poor thing needs to put some fixadent on her dentures. You would think one of her colleagues would mention it to her or pass her a note. Occaisional-Kotex could tweet her if Pelosi has her phone turned on.

  6. good one...she is a piece of work....and I don't mean good work!

  7. Brig, I have shoveled or had the roof shoveled 3 times. "Snowmageddon" is right.

  8. Dilbertnomore, LOL!!! You win "Comment of the Week".

  9. Phil, You would think if you're worth $193,000,000.00 you could do something about those loose dentures.

  10. Kathe W. She's a piece of something alright, but it ain't work.


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