A guy brings his best golf buddy home, unannounced, for dinner at 6:30 PM after enjoying a day of golf.
His wife screams her head off while his friend sits at the kitchen table, open mouthed, listening to the tirade.
"My hair and makeup are not done, the house is a fucking mess and the dishes are still in the sink. I'm completely exhausted! I didn't get enough sleep last night. Can't you see I'm still in my fucking pajamas? I can't be bothered with cooking tonight! Why the fuck did you bring him home without letting me know ahead of time, you stupid asshole?"
The husband replied: "Because he's thinking of getting married."
Other Wedding Not So Bliss Rule 5 ers:
I know this list needs some updating.
Some guys just want a little bedded bliss, and think wedded bliss is for the birds.
ReplyDeleteLol, now that's a good comeback.
ReplyDeleteedutcher, it's a once in a lifetime opportunity.
ReplyDeleteCynthia, it's good for all the right reasons ........ LOL!
ReplyDeleteThat should be a valuable lesson learned...
ReplyDeleteLoved it !
ReplyDeleteThat one with the rose looks dangerous.
Brig, we never learn.
ReplyDeleteKid, could be.
ReplyDelete