I think my GeezerDog is just pretending to get old. He pretends to not hear me when I need him to do something, but he hears me getting into the fridge just fine. He pretends to not notice it's me when he barks at me coming up the walk. And he holds all that gas in all day until we're just about to go to sleep, and then he lets it all out. Nope, he's not getting old. He's just becoming an asshole. Probably learnt it from me.
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ReplyDeleteAngel of death, take me now. Bwahahahahahahahaha. I have to agree with him on that one.
ReplyDeleteHave a fabulous day and weekend Odie. ☺
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ReplyDeleteI think my GeezerDog is just pretending to get old. He pretends to not hear me when I need him to do something, but he hears me getting into the fridge just fine. He pretends to not notice it's me when he barks at me coming up the walk. And he holds all that gas in all day until we're just about to go to sleep, and then he lets it all out. Nope, he's not getting old. He's just becoming an asshole. Probably learnt it from me.
ReplyDeleteAdmiral, is there such a thing?
ReplyDeleteSandee, way ahead of you on that one.
ReplyDeleteedutcher, way to stretch things out.
ReplyDeleteGrunt, Birds of a feather . . . .
ReplyDeleteWhy is it that almost all old faucets begin to leak as they age? Old plumbing just goes to hell!
ReplyDeleteRon, there's a lot of that going around.
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