Tuesday, April 5, 2016

Two Whales . . . .




Two whales, a male and female, are swimming off the coast 
of Japan when the male whale looks up and sees the whaling 
ship that killed his father five years ago.



Excited at the opportunity to avenge his father's death, 
the male whale says to the female "Let's go underneath 
the ship and blow air through our blow holes. That ought 
to knock their boat over, and make them think twice 
about killing innocent whales."

The female whale agrees, and the plan works perfectly. 

Once the whaling ship has completely sunk
the male whale notices that most of the sailors are making 

their way back to the shore by either swimming or in 
lifeboats. Not willing to let them get away so easily, 
the male whale yells "They're going to shore - 
Let's go gobble them up!"

But the female whale suddenly becomes less cooperative. 

She says, "I agreed to the blow job, but there is no way I'm swallowing seamen!"

 Thanks Dan

14 comments:

  1. Bwahahahahahahahaha. Well there you go.

    Have a perfect day Odie. ☺

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  2. I wonder what whale sex would be like! My grandfather use to speak of the time he saw a whale Penis on a RR Flatcar in McComb MS' Pretty damn intimidating! Speaking of whale sex: See my Satire on Sex between consenting Orcas banned at Sea World.

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  3. Pretty edgy, there, Odie. Don't you know any knock-knock jokes?

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  4. Ron, that article threw that word "PETA" out there like it meant something.

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  5. Brighid, watch out for that new submarine.

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