Saturday, August 22, 2015

Where Did We Leave Off ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

A man was riding on a full bus, minding his own business, when the gorgeous woman next to him started to breast-feed her baby. The baby wouldn't take it, so she said, "Come on sweetie, eat it all up or I'll have to give it to this nice man next to us." Five minutes later, the baby was still not feeding, so she said, "Come on, honey. Take it or I'll give it to this nice man here." A few minutes later, the anxious man blurted out, "Come on kid. Make up your mind! I was supposed to get off four stops ago!"

Other Boob Loving Rule 5 ers:
Thanks Dan


  1. I didn't do anything and it's allowing me to comment again. The vast left wing conspiracy must have screwed up. Anyway, thanks for the Rule 5. I needed to remember what we're fighting for.

  2. Can you fix an ole fart up with that top one?

  3. Nice selection! The top one is my favorite.

  4. LL, I so glad the vast Left Wing Conspiracy let you get that off your chest ... or was it the babes' chests?

  5. Ron, You haven't lost your touch, have you?

  6. Ranger, I'm afraid you're going to have to fight Ron for that one.


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