Tuesday, August 11, 2015
Psychiatrist vs. Bartender
Ever since I was a child, I've always had a fear of someone under my bed at night.
So I went to a shrink and told him: “I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.”
“Just put yourself in my hands for one year, said the shrink. Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears.”
“How much do you charge?”
“Eighty dollars per visit,” replied the doctor.
“I'll sleep on it,” I said.
Six months later the doctor met me on the street. “Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?” He asked.
“Well, Eighty bucks a visit, three times a week for a year, is $12,480.00. A bartender cured me for $10.00. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup truck.”
“Is that so?” With a bit of an attitude he said, “and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?”
“He told me to cut the legs off the bed. Ain't nobody under there now.”
It's always better to get a second opinion.
Thanks Hal
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I want that bartender...
ReplyDeleteAdrienne, he is cool.
ReplyDeleteBartenders give good tips so I always try to return the favor!
ReplyDeleteI like this bartender. Cheers.
ReplyDeleteI want that eye candy bartender too. Yummy and he's smart too.
ReplyDeleteHave a fabulous day Odie. ☺
Looks like common sense!
ReplyDeleteHave a nice day, Odie.
Oh, yeah.
ReplyDeleteAdrienne, I don't understand. You mean you want to adopt him? ;)
ReplyDeleteGrunt - whatever works. heh
ReplyDeleteRon, and around here they're all conservative.
ReplyDeleteCube, I get jokes ... Cheers!
ReplyDeleteSandee, I did try to get a pretty one for you Ladies.
ReplyDeleteMR!!! How you doing? Very common sense.
ReplyDeleteedutcher, perzackly!
ReplyDeleteLadies, Ladies, the bartender is taken...
ReplyDeleteBrighid, have fun!
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