CONFESSION
Jack goes to his friend Mike and says, "I'm sleeping
Jack goes to his friend Mike and says, "I'm sleeping
with the minister's wife. Can you hold him in
church for an hour after the services for me?"
Mike doesn't like it, but being a friend he agrees.
After the services, Mike starts talking to the minister,
Mike doesn't like it, but being a friend he agrees.
After the services, Mike starts talking to the minister,
asking him all sorts of stupid questions,
just to keep him occupied.
Finally the minister gets annoyed and
Finally the minister gets annoyed and
asks Mike what he's really up to.
Mike, feeling guilty, finally confesses to the minister.
Mike, feeling guilty, finally confesses to the minister.
"My friend is sleeping with your wife right now,
so he asked me to keep you occupied."
The minister smiles, puts a brotherly hand on
The minister smiles, puts a brotherly hand on
Mike's shoulder and says, "You better hurry home.
My wife died a year ago."
My wife died a year ago."
Other Blonde Loving Confessing Rule 5 ers:
In a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
Adrienne's Corner
The Feral Irishman
Knuckledraggin My Life Away
Diogenes' Middle Finger
Ninety Miles From Tyranny
Doubletroubletwo
Angrymikes hood
MissK's World...
American Power
GOODSTUFF'S CYBER WORLD
A Nod To The Gods
Act Well Your Part
Subject to Change
Your Crazy Uncle Bubba
Political Clown Parade
The Last Tradition
Adrienne's Corner
The Feral Irishman
Knuckledraggin My Life Away
Diogenes' Middle Finger
Ninety Miles From Tyranny
Doubletroubletwo
Angrymikes hood
MissK's World...
American Power
GOODSTUFF'S CYBER WORLD
A Nod To The Gods
Act Well Your Part
Subject to Change
Your Crazy Uncle Bubba
Political Clown Parade
The Last Tradition
Thanks Hal
Loved the joke. What an angle he played there.
ReplyDeleteHave a fabulous day Odie. ☺
Sandee, thank you, and welcome to blonde boob day as I believe you have referred to it as.
ReplyDeleteRod Serling would have loved that.
ReplyDeleteI have a weakness for blondes (drapes and carpet match) - and it's better if they look a bit like Megan Kelly (sigh)...
ReplyDeleteImagine my embarrassment!
ReplyDeleteedutcher, of course he would, he was a man.
ReplyDeleteLL, easy there partner ... You don't want to need glasses like the old Woodsterman do you?
ReplyDeleteProof, caught you?
ReplyDeleteWTF! Didn't get it at first, but finally by years gave way to logic! Thanks for the linky!
ReplyDeleteRon, one day you'll have to explain what that "WTF" was all about.
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