I wonder if Hillary Clinton will go to the same prison where they sent Martha Stewart? She will make a lot of new friends there. I wonder if she'll revert to the crone she was when she was SECSTATE: Lank unwashed hair, thick glasses, etc. And without the heavy-duty girdle, the pot belly will become more evident. The good side is that everyone wears pantsuits in the Graybar Hotel.
Like that top one, but really not a wise thing to say to the wife. Remains me of the time right after my wife and I married. She was aware that I usually made several trips a year down to the Mexican Interior with the guys. She asked if she could go on the next trip south. My reply was simple and straight to the point, "baby that's too nice a place to take your wife or girl friend it would be like taking a ham sandwich to a smorgasbord"! She never let me forget.
Ron, that first one is my favorite too, although "Doggie Style" cracks me up every time I look at it. Did your wife call you "Mr. Smooth Mouth" after that.
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ReplyDeleteI wonder if Hillary Clinton will go to the same prison where they sent Martha Stewart? She will make a lot of new friends there. I wonder if she'll revert to the crone she was when she was SECSTATE: Lank unwashed hair, thick glasses, etc. And without the heavy-duty girdle, the pot belly will become more evident. The good side is that everyone wears pantsuits in the Graybar Hotel.
ReplyDeleteAdrienne, there's plenty around here too.
ReplyDeleteLL, She'll get a pass and we'll be left with dreams. Obama will pardon her before he leaves office.
ReplyDeleteI like the Bill and Hillary one the best. Please make it so. I don't care who he dates as long as she's in prison.
ReplyDeleteHave a fabulous day. ☺
Like that top one, but really not a wise thing to say to the wife. Remains me of the time right after my wife and I married. She was aware that I usually made several trips a year down to the Mexican Interior with the guys. She asked if she could go on the next trip south. My reply was simple and straight to the point, "baby that's too nice a place to take your wife or girl friend it would be like taking a ham sandwich to a smorgasbord"! She never let me forget.
ReplyDeleteSandee, Sounds good to me too.
ReplyDeleteRon, that first one is my favorite too, although "Doggie Style" cracks me up every time I look at it. Did your wife call you "Mr. Smooth Mouth" after that.
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