Friday, August 28, 2015

The Bar . . .

A guy sits down at the bar and orders drink after drink.

"Is everything okay, pal?" the bartender asks.

"My wife and I got into a fight and she said she 
isn't talking to me for a month!"

Trying to put a positive spin on things, the bartender says, 
"Well, maybe that's kind of a good thing.
 You know, a little peace and quiet?"

"Yeah. But today is the last day!

Thanks Hal


Sandee said...

Bwahahahahahahaha. I can relate to this with my ex. I didn't want to hear him talk either.

Have a fabulous day. ☺

edutcher said...


Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, We're all cads.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Edutcher, you made a funny. You mixed cool with cruel ... I get jokes.