Norman and Barry got married in California.
They couldn't afford a honeymoon so they go back to
Norman's Mom and Dad's house for their first married
night together.
In the morning, Johnny, Norman's little brother, gets up
In the morning, Johnny, Norman's little brother, gets up
and has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to
go to school, he asks his mom if Norman and Barry are
up yet. She replies, 'No'.
Johnny asks, 'Do you know what I think?'
His mom replies, 'I don't want to hear what you think!
Johnny asks, 'Do you know what I think?'
His mom replies, 'I don't want to hear what you think!
Just go to school.'
Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom,
Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom,
'Are Norman and Barry up yet?'
She replies, 'No.'
Johnny says, 'Do you know what I think?'
His mom replies, 'Never mind what you think!
She replies, 'No.'
Johnny says, 'Do you know what I think?'
His mom replies, 'Never mind what you think!
Eat your lunch and go back to school '
After school, Johnny comes home and asks again,
After school, Johnny comes home and asks again,
'Are Norman and Barry up yet?'
His mom says, 'No.'
He asks, 'Do you know what I think?'
His mom replies, 'OK, now tell me what you think.'
He says: 'Last night Norman came to my room for the
His mom says, 'No.'
He asks, 'Do you know what I think?'
His mom replies, 'OK, now tell me what you think.'
He says: 'Last night Norman came to my room for the
Vaseline and I think...
I gave him my airplane glue.'
I gave him my airplane glue.'
Okay - that made me LOL (at 5am yet) Good way to start the day, which will be later since I've been up since 3:30 am and think I'll go back to bed. Makes sense...
ReplyDeleteAdrienne, Glad I made staying up a worthwhile endeavor.
DeleteI could joke about the "sticky" situation but I've got to wipe off the Dr. Pepper I spit out all over my laptop from the laughter. Have a great Sunday Odie. Let's hope in 2015 we can all join the fight to restore a more sane and civil America,
ReplyDeleteCurmudgeon, you really ought to "stick" around for part two.
DeleteBwahahahahahahaha. Sometimes you need to listen to what the little ones think.
ReplyDeleteHave a fabulous Sunday. I'm linking you to Silly Sunday. ☺
Sandee, glad you enjoyed, and thanks for the link.
DeleteSounds like Johnny done it a-purpose.
ReplyDeleteedutcher, a-purpose you say?
DeleteReminds me of the limerick:
ReplyDeleteThere was a young couple named Kelly
went round belly to belly
cause in their haste
they used library paste
instead of petroleum jelly
puyalluppete, you made my day.
DeleteBravo Johnny
ReplyDeleteRick, johnny's the man!
DeleteLMAO I feel for Norman and Barry
ReplyDeleteHave a great week ahead & Happy New Year to you :-)
Steve, it turned out to be a sticky situation.
ReplyDeleteThis story would have been less tacky if little Johnny had used a hamster instead.
ReplyDeleteCube, I thought it was Gerbels.
ReplyDeleteOuch! ;o)
ReplyDeleteAbelle, yes indeed.
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