A trucker came into a Truck Stop Café' and placed his order.
He said "I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights
He said "I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights
and a pair of running boards."
The brand new blonde waitress, went to the kitchen and
The brand new blonde waitress, went to the kitchen and
said to the cook, "This guy out there just ordered
three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards.
three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards.
What does he think this place is, an auto parts store?"
'No,' the cook said. 'Three flat tires... means three pancakes;
'No,' the cook said. 'Three flat tires... means three pancakes;
a pair
of headlights is two eggs sunny side up; and a pair of running
boards are 2 slices of crisp bacon!
“OK!" said the blonde. She thought about it for a moment
boards are 2 slices of crisp bacon!
“OK!" said the blonde. She thought about it for a moment
and then spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the trucker.
The trucker asked, "What are the beans for, Blondie?"
She replied, "I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires,
The trucker asked, "What are the beans for, Blondie?"
She replied, "I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires,
headlights and running boards, you might as well gas up!"
Thanks Dan!
At least she knows how the digestive system works.
ReplyDeleteAll dumbs aren't blonde.
ReplyDeleteAdmiral, That's how you get "get up and go".
ReplyDeleteLL, Blondes with gas?
ReplyDeleteBless her heart. She's a jewel.
ReplyDeleteHave a fabulous day Odie. ☺
It never pays to be a smart ass when dealing with blonds....I should know. ;)
ReplyDeleteSandee, a diamond in the rough.
ReplyDeleteedutcher, but of course.
ReplyDeleteDS, dealt with many ... LOL.
ReplyDeleteHow come blondes get blamed for everything? With a retort like that, the waitress could even have been a brunette.
ReplyDeleteblonde is the new black...
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