Monday, December 1, 2014

Oh Waitress . . .

A trucker came into a Truck Stop Café' and placed his order.
He said "I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights 
and a pair of running boards."
The brand new blonde waitress, went to the kitchen and 
said to the cook, "This guy out there just ordered
three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards. 
What does he think this place is, an auto parts store?"
'No,' the cook said. 'Three flat tires... means three pancakes; 
a pair of headlights is two eggs sunny side up; and a pair of running
boards are 2 slices of crisp bacon!

“OK!" said the blonde. She thought about it for a moment 
and then spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the trucker.
The trucker asked, "What are the beans for, Blondie?"

She replied, "I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires, 
headlights and running boards, you might as well gas up!"

Thanks Dan!


  1. At least she knows how the digestive system works.

  2. Admiral, That's how you get "get up and go".

  3. Bless her heart. She's a jewel.

    Have a fabulous day Odie. ☺

  4. It never pays to be a smart ass when dealing with blonds....I should know. ;)

  5. How come blondes get blamed for everything? With a retort like that, the waitress could even have been a brunette.


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