Tuesday, December 23, 2014
Christmas Charity
A man who worked for the Post Office whose job
was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses.
One day, a letter came addressed in a shaky handwriting
to God with a jerkily written address. He thought he
should open it to see what it was about.
The letter read:
Dear God,
I am an 83 year old widow, living on a very small pension.
Yesterday someone stole my purse. It had $100 in it, which
was all the money I had until my next pension payment.
Next Sunday is Christmas, and I had invited two of my friends
over for dinner. Without that money, I have nothing to buy
food with, have no family to turn to, and you are my only hope...
Can you please help me?
Sincerely, Edna
The postal worker was touched. He showed the letter to
all the other workers. Each one dug into his or her wallet
and came up with a few dollars. By the time he made the
rounds, he had collected $96, which they put into an
envelope and sent to the woman.
The rest of the day, all the workers felt a warm glow thinking
of Edna and the dinner she would be able to share with her
friends. Christmas came and went.
A few days later, another letter came from the same old
lady to God. All the workers gathered around while the
letter was opened.
It read:
Dear God,
How can I ever thank you enough for what you did for me?
Because of your gift of love, I was able to fix a glorious
dinner for my friends. We had a very nice day and I told
my friends of your wonderful gift.
By the way, there was $4 missing.
I think it might have been those bastards at the post office.
Sincerely, Edna
Thank You Mr. Trailbee!
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LMAO! You made my day Odie :-)
ReplyDelete2T2, I love it when that happens. I hope the rest of your day stays that way.
DeleteBwahahahahahahahahaha. Ouch.
ReplyDeleteHave a fabulous day Odie. ☺
Sandee, watch out fur dem posty office people.
DeleteThey could have thrown $4.00 worth of postage stamps or a postal money order in the envelope. Cheap bastards.
ReplyDeleteLL, bunch of tight wads.
DeleteNo good deed goes unpunished.
ReplyDeleteedutcher, of course not.
DeleteOl ladies can be cranky like that... or so I'm told.
ReplyDeleteBrighid, wherega hear that?
DeleteA classic young fella!
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas Odie.
Merry Christmas Randy!
DeleteMAN, are you cynical...but FUN! :-) Loved it!
ReplyDeleteMERRY CHRISTMAS, ODIE~!! xxx Z
Z, the Woosterman Staff is all about fun ... MERRY CHRISTMAS to you too!
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