Friday, November 21, 2014


After their 11th child, an Alabama
couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed.
So the husband went to his veterinarian
and told him that he and his cousin didn't want
to have any more children.
The doctor told him that there was a
procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. 'A less costly alternative,'
said the doctor, 'is to go home, get a cherry bomb,
(fireworks  are legal in Alabama) light it, put it in a
beer can(COORS), then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10.'
The Alabamian said to the doctor,
'I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I
don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next
to my ear is going to help me.'
'Trust me,' said the doctor.

So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb
and put it in a beer can.
He held the can up to his ear and began
to count!
( you'll love this...)

At which point he paused, placed the
beer can between his legs and
continued counting on his other hand.

This procedure also works in All of Washington DC .


  1. Yeah. It would work in the Ozarks...

  2. LL, it even works in LA, San Francisco, and Sacramento.

  3. Bwahahahahahaha. You nailed this one Odie.

    Have a fabulous day. ☺

  4. Actually Odie, it's not needed in Frisco! Isn't the City by the Bay full of "Obama Boys"?

  5. Especially Capitol Hill and 1600 Pennsylvania

  6. I know some Bamalamans who wouldn't appreciate that joke as much as I do.

  7. Cube, yeah but we don't care what the Bamalamans think. (I love that new word.)


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