A very tall balding, white haired man from Sherman Oaks
in California, walked into a jewelry store in a local mall
this past Friday evening with a beautiful much younger
gal at his side.
He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for
He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for
his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and
brought out a $5,000 ring. The man said, ‘No, I’d like to
see something more special.’
At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and
At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and
brought another ring over. ‘Here’s a stunning ring at only
$40,000′ the jeweler said. The lady’s eyes sparkled and her
whole body trembled with excitement.
The old man seeing this said, ‘We’ll take it.’
The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the man
The old man seeing this said, ‘We’ll take it.’
The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the man
stated, ‘By check. I know you need to make sure my check is
good, so I’ll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to
verify the funds and I’ll pick up the ring Monday afternoon.’
On Monday morning, the jeweler angrily phoned the old man
On Monday morning, the jeweler angrily phoned the old man
and said, ‘There was only $25 in your account.’
‘I know’, said the old man,
‘I know’, said the old man,
‘But let me tell you about MY GREAT WEEKEND!’
Thank You Dan!
Wisdom!
ReplyDeleteSome don't lose their senses as early as others...Ageing gracefully!
ReplyDeleteOh, how I love old people ;o)
ReplyDeleteI like treachery. It works too.
ReplyDeleteJoeh, exactly!
ReplyDeleteRandy, If that doesn't work, never go without a fight.
ReplyDeleteHeh!
ReplyDeleteAbelle, we love you too!
ReplyDeleteAdmiral, All is fair with old age.
ReplyDeleteAdrienne, heh heh.
ReplyDeleteBwahahahahahahahaha. Yep, he had a great weekend indeed.
ReplyDeleteI linked you to Silly Sunday.
Have a fabulous day. :)
Sandee, the BEST. Thank you for the link.
ReplyDeleteWe're old, and maybe crazy, but we ain't dumb.
ReplyDeleteedutcher, this really works by the way.
ReplyDeleteGreat weekend, indeed.
ReplyDeleteCube, it was the best!
ReplyDeletePayment received in full!!!
ReplyDeleteRon, great weekend!
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