Saturday, November 1, 2014

OH MY ! ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

Don't you just hate it? get all dressed up, 
you're looking hot, smokin' hot!

As you strut your stuff down the street, you can 
almost feel all the eyes upon you.

Then, you happen to catch a quick glimpse of yourself 
in a mirror, and you suddenly forgot 
the lipstick...the whole look you were after is gone to hell, 
right then and there!


Thanks Dan

Other Chubby Chasing Rule 5 ers:
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  1. How did you get hold of my pics? I'm too sexy for thong. I'm too hell, you already knew that though.

    Have a wonderful weekend my friend.

  2. Curmudgeon, Don't ever let Google Images get a hold of you photos.

  3. Oh my. Words fail me - except for a few which are unprintable. Don't forget to set your clocks back, Odie.

  4. Oh. My. God. I need to wash my eyes out with bleach now. That was horrible. I've been traumatized.

    Have a fabulous day Odie. :)

  5. Oh, Odie!
    I'm with Sandee. This was cruel and unusual punishment.
    WHY WHY WHY? dad would have asked "doesn't she have a MIRROR!?"


  6. Adrienne, I did say "Woodsterman Style".

  7. Z, here at Woodsterman we never let a straight line go to waste.

  8. When you say bonus, you mean bonus.

  9. My eyes! They burn! Viewer discretion is advised.

  10. You know, I've got one day a week when I can go to my favorite blogs and look around, I come old Odie's blog and I get this, shame on you !!! Gotta go eye bleach myself !!!!!!...... ;-D

  11. Mike, sometimes the humor has to win out.


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