An old retired engineer fella John was celebrating
75 years on this earth.
He spoke to his toes. "Hello toes.", he said.
"How are you? You know, you are 75 today.
Oh the times we've had! Remember how we walked
He spoke to his toes. "Hello toes.", he said.
"How are you? You know, you are 75 today.
Oh the times we've had! Remember how we walked
in the park in the summer
every Sunday afternoon. The times we waltzed on the
every Sunday afternoon. The times we waltzed on the
dance floor? Happy
Birthday toes!"
"Hello, knees.", he continued. "How are you?
You know you're 75 today..
Oh, the times we've had!
Remember when we marched in the parade?
Oh, the hurdles we've jumped together.
Happy Birthday, knees."
Then, he looked down at his crotch.
"Hello Willie! You little Prick.
Just think. If you were alive today,
. . . . . You'd be 75.
Birthday toes!"
"Hello, knees.", he continued. "How are you?
You know you're 75 today..
Oh, the times we've had!
Remember when we marched in the parade?
Oh, the hurdles we've jumped together.
Happy Birthday, knees."
Then, he looked down at his crotch.
"Hello Willie! You little Prick.
Just think. If you were alive today,
. . . . . You'd be 75.
Thank You Mr. Trailbee!
Poor Willie. RIP
ReplyDeleteTime can be so unkind. Enjoy your Sunday Odie.
ReplyDeleteAdrienne, I hear there was a wake.
ReplyDeleteCurmudgeon, Soooo unkind.
ReplyDeleteBwahahahahahahaha. Oh wait, why am I laughing.
ReplyDeleteHave a fabulous Silly Sunday. :)
Sandee, because it's better to laugh at others?
ReplyDeleteWell, it still does one thing well.
ReplyDeleteedutcher, good for it.
ReplyDeleteIt's the second thing to go! So old I can't remember what's first!!!
ReplyDeleteThey say there are little blue pills that will raise'm from the dead...
ReplyDeleteScooney, First?
ReplyDeleteBrighid, tell me more.
ReplyDeleteIf Willie were alive . . . . . ;o)
ReplyDeleteAbelle, oh what fun he'd have.
ReplyDeleteWell, at least he doesn't have electile dysfunction like Obola has today ;-)
ReplyDeleteDamn that one hits home, with my upcoming penis reconstruction coming up this Friday!
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