Monday, June 9, 2014

Two Woodpeckers..........

 A  Mexican woodpecker and a Canadian woodpecker were 
in Mexico  arguing about which place had the toughest trees. 
The Mexican  woodpecker claimed Mexico had a tree that 
no woodpecker could  peck.

The  Canadian woodpecker accepted his challenge and 
promptly pecked a  hole in the tree with no problem. 
The Mexican woodpecker was  amazed.

The  Canadian woodpecker then challenged the Mexican 
woodpecker to  peck a tree in Canada that was absolutely 
'impeckable' (a term  frequently used by woodpeckers ). 
The Mexican woodpecker  expressed confidence that he 
could do it and accepted the  challenge.

The two flew to Canada where the Mexican  woodpecker 
successfully pecked the so-called 'impeckable' tree  almost 
without breaking a sweat.

Both woodpeckers were  now terribly confused. How is it 
that the Canadian woodpecker  was able to peck the 
Mexican tree, and the Mexican woodpecker  was able to 
peck the Canadian tree, yet neither was able to peck  the 
tree in their own country?

After much woodpecker  pondering, they both came to the 
same conclusion:
Apparently, your pecker gets harder when you're away from home!!
Thanks David!


  1. Mexican peckers reach over long borders

  2. 'impeckable'

    Too cute. Did these woodpeckers have passports?

  3. Scott, they just fly across like they own the place.

  4. Adrienne, extraperpeckability I believe is the correct term. Passports? We don't need no stinking passports.

  5. Bwahahahahahahaha. Makes perfect sense to me.

    Have a fabulous day Odie. ☺

  6. Damn Odie, that's my problem---look out Zona Roja!!

  7. Ron, pieces is pieces, parts is parts.

  8. I don't get it?

    "Honey, I swear, I don't get it!"

  9. I just read this one to Mr. AOW, who says that he will be telling this one tonight when he goes out for a night with the boys.


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