DEEP THINKING MEN

 What deep thinkers men are. 

I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I
sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking. 

My wife walked by and asked me
what I was doing and I said 'nothing'. 

The reason I said that instead of
saying 'just thinking' is because she would 

have said 'about what'. At
that point I would have to explain 

that men are deep thinkers about
various topics which would lead to other questions. 

Finally I thought
about an age old question: 

Is giving birth more painful than getting
kicked in the nuts? 

Women always maintain that giving birth is way more
painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts. Well, after another beer,
and some heavy deductive thinking, 

I have come up with the answer to
that question. Getting kicked in the nuts 

is more painful than having a
baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion. 

A year or so after
giving birth, a woman will often say, 

"It might be nice to have another child." 

On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, 

"You know, I think
I would like another kick in the nuts." 

I rest my case. Time for another beer.

Thanks Trailbee