Friday, June 13, 2014

Oh Ralphy . . .


A teacher asks her class, 'If there are 5 birds sitting on a 
fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?' 

She calls on little Ralphy.

He replies, 'None, they will all fly 
away with the first gunshot.'

The teacher replies, 'The correct answer is 4, 
but I like your thinking..'

Then little RALPHY says, 'I have a question for YOU.

There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream:
One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream.
The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone.
The third is biting off the top of the ice cream.

Which one is married?'

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, 
'Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled 
down the top and sucked the cone.'
To which Little RALPHY replied, 
'The correct answer is 'the one with the 
wedding ring on,' but I like your thinking.'
 Happy Friday the 13th.

Thanks Dan!


  1. Someone is raising their boys right!

  2. I like her thinking, too. I also like the second picture a whole lot better... TOO!

  3. Oh Ralphy is a little devil too. Bwahahahahahahahaha.

    Loved the graphic. You're never too young or too old.

    Have a fabulous day Odie. :)

  4. Some kids learn early in life. Just follow the bouncing.........
    Been without power all day---just came back on--local storm!

  5. Ron, there's been a lot of that going around. You be careful, that stuff doesn't care where it hits.


Put it here ... I can't wait to read it. I have the Captcha turned OFF but blogger insists it be there. You should be able to bypass it.

*** Moderation has been added due to Spam and a Commenter a little too caustic. I welcome comments, but talk of killing and racist (or even close to racist) are not welcome.