A Short Love Story . . . .

A man and a woman who had never met before found themselves
assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room,
they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper
berth and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the
woman saying,...........'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you,
but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get
me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold'

'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight, let's
pretend that we're married'

'Wow!..................That's a great idea', he exclaimed..

'Good,' she replied, 'Get your own x#&* ing blanket.'

After a moment of silence, ...........................he farted.


The End

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