A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises,
two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.Naturally, the Doctor asked him, 'What happened to YOU?''Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at
difficult hole, we both sliced our golf balls into a field of cattle We went to look for them and while I was looking around I
noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end.'I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf
ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of
the cow's fannyStill holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife,
'Hey, this looks like yours!'
''I don't remember much after that"
The Babes . . .
OH BOY ... I love my job!
Other Rule 5 ers:
This is an off-beat blog posting (even for the Woodsterman). I'll file it under, "things not to suggest to the little lady".
ReplyDeleteYep, I know what happened to that guy. Bwahahahahahahaha.
ReplyDeleteThe babes didn't do a thing for me Odie.
Have a fabulous weekend. ☺
I would complain about the cow parts, but as I put up baboon parts once, I have no standing.
ReplyDeleteKeep it up Woodsterman! We need moonbat slayers like you! California isn't dead yet!
ReplyDeleteMr. E
mystere's moonbat slayer club, mystere's moonbat spanker
Context is everything.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure Mrs Odie can fill in the nuances.
It isn't snails...
ReplyDeleteLL, no golfing?
ReplyDeleteSandee, sorry about the babes, but did you like the cows?
ReplyDeleteOpie, just trying to make a living here ... Oh wait, I do this for free? Where's my f***ing agent?
ReplyDeleteMystere, Are you sure about California. There are just too many libs trying to kill her.
ReplyDeleteEdutcher, Mrs. Odie can do anything. She just refuses to put it on the internet.
ReplyDeleteSupi, snails lol lol lol. Yes your post did WIG me out.
ReplyDeleteOOPS! He should have been "fore"warned!
ReplyDeleteRon ... go to your room!
ReplyDeleteUtterly appalling- and linked!
ReplyDeleteHere's a few you wouldn't turn your back on...
~Incarcerated Beauty~