Cheeky Church Story

A small church had a very attractive big busted organist, and her
breasts were so large that they bounced and jiggled while she played
the organ. Unfortunately, she distracted the congregation
considerably. The very proper church ladies were appalled.

They said something had to be done about this or they would have to get another
organist. So, one of the ladies approached her very discreetly about
the problem, and told her to mash up some green persimmons and rub
them on her nipples and over her breasts, which should cause them to
shrink in size, but warned her not to taste any of the green
persimmons, because they are so sour they will make your mouth pucker
up, and you won't be able to talk properly for awhile.

 

The voluptuous organist reluctantly agreed to try it. The following Sunday morning
the minister walked up to the pulpit and said...

 

“Dew to thircumsthanthis bewond my contwol, we will not hab a thermon tewday”