Blondelious ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

Blonde School Girl 

A little blonde girl comes back from 

school one evening. She runs to her mum and says: 

"Mummy today at school we learnt how to count. Well, 

all the other girls only counted to 5, but listen to me: 

1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10! It's good, innit?"
"Yes, darling, very good." Answers the mom.
"Is that because I'm blonde?" she asks.
"Yes, darling, it's because you're blonde." The mom says.
 

Next day, the little girl comes back from school and says: 

"Mummy, today at school we learnt the alphabet. All the 

other girls only went as far as D, but listen to me: 

A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K! It's good, innit?"
"Yes, darling, very good." Answers the mom.
"Is that because I'm blonde, mummy?" she asks.
"Yes, darling it's because you're blonde." The mom says.
 

Next Day, she returns from school and cries: "Mummy, 

today we went swimming. Well, all the other girls have 

no breasts, but look at me!" She proceeds to flash her 

impressive 36D at her mummy. "Is that because 

I'm blonde, mummy?"
"No darling, it's because you're 25."

Other Rule 5 ers:

*American Perspective*

Proof Positive

Randy's Roundtable

Reaganite Republican

teresamerica

Guns and Bikinis

Maggie's Notebook 

TOTUS

In a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
Adrienne's Corner
Eye of Polyphemus
Diogenes' Middle Finger
Ninety Miles From Tyranny
Doubletroubletwo  
Angrymikes hood 
MissK's World...
American Power