A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one
night he's doing a
show in a small town in Arkansas.
With his dummy on his knee, he starts
going through
his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde in the
4th row
stands on her chair and starts shouting:
"I've heard enough of your
stupid blonde jokes. What
makes you think you can stereotype women that
way?
What does the color of a person's hair have to do with
her worth as
a human being? It's guys like you who
keep women like me from being
respected at work
and in the community and from reaching our full
potential as a person. Because you and your kind
continue to perpetuate
discrimination against not only
blondes, but women in general, and all
in the name
of humor!"
The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to
apologize, and
the blonde yells, "You stay out of this, mister! I'm
talking
to that little shit on your knee."
Nicely done!
ReplyDeleteYou just have to love blondes.
It makes every part of me stand up and salute!
ReplyDeleteI love blondes...
ReplyDeletelol.
ReplyDeleteThey guys are asking if there was a joke in this post. Right. Bwahahahahahahahaha.
ReplyDeleteI'm talking to that little shit on your knee. I love it.
Have a terrific day. :)
Admiral, I do.
ReplyDeleteLL, That's patriotic ... I think.
ReplyDeleteRandy, I know how to keep you coming back here.
ReplyDeleteSandee, I posted a joke?
ReplyDeleteSandee -- there was a joke? I better go back and look at it again... for about the eighth or six time.
ReplyDeleteCan't wait till you get to the Bonanza joke.
ReplyDeleteWho cares how smart or dumb those blondes are!
ReplyDeleteMarine, someone told me I posted a joke.
ReplyDeleteEdutcher, what's this joke crap?
ReplyDeleteRon, what?
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RR, I knew I could count on you.
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