Walter

President Obama goes to a primary school to talk to 
the kids. After his talk he offers question time.

One little boy puts up his hand, and Obama asks him 
his name. " Walter," responds the little boy.

"And what is your question, Walter?"

"I have four questions"
First, "Why did the USA Bomb Libya without the 
support of the Congress?"
Second, "Why do you keep saying you fixed the 
economy when it's actually gotten worse?"
Third, "Why did you say that Jeremiah Wright was 
your mentor, then said that you knew nothing about 
his preaching and beliefs?"
Fourth, "Why are we lending money to Brazil to drill 
for oil, but America is not allowed to drill for oil?"

Just then, the bell rings for recess.

Obama informs the kiddies that they will continue 
after recess. When they resume Obama says, 
"OK, where were we?

Oh, that's right: question time..
Who has a question?"

Another little boy puts up his hand. Obama points him 
out and asks him his name.

"Steve," he responds.

"And what is your question, Steve?"

Actually, I have two questions.
First, "Why did the recess bell ring 20 minutes early?"
Second, "What the fuck happened to Walter?"

Thanks David !