"Where can I get my pistol engraved like this?"
A reporter did a human-interest piece on the Texas Rangers. The reporter recognized the Colt Model 1911 the Ranger was carrying and asked him "Why do you carry a 45?" The Ranger responded, "Because they don't make a 46."
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The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented on his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you expecting trouble?" He promptly replied, "No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have brought my shotgun."
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I was once asked by a lady visiting if I had a gun in the house? I said I did. She said, "Well I certainly hope it isn't loaded!" To which I said, "Of course it is loaded; it can't work without bullets!" She then asked, "Are you that afraid of someone evil coming into your house?" My reply was, "No, not at all. I am not afraid of the house catching fire either, but I have fire extinguishers around, and they are all loaded too."
HAVE A NICE DAY!
And Remember...
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The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented on his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you expecting trouble?" He promptly replied, "No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have brought my shotgun."
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I was once asked by a lady visiting if I had a gun in the house? I said I did. She said, "Well I certainly hope it isn't loaded!" To which I said, "Of course it is loaded; it can't work without bullets!" She then asked, "Are you that afraid of someone evil coming into your house?" My reply was, "No, not at all. I am not afraid of the house catching fire either, but I have fire extinguishers around, and they are all loaded too."
HAVE A NICE DAY!
And Remember...
Thanks Dan !
I guess I am a fanatic...BIG spoons made Rosie fat.
ReplyDeleteRandy, fanatic here too. Really BIG spoons.
ReplyDeleteGreat stuff, Odie! But for some reason, I keep going back to yesterday's blog. Strange.
ReplyDeleteHave a blessed day, Odie!
Move over and let me in this fine right wing gun owning fanatics club. Love them all.
ReplyDeleteHave a terrific day. ☺
Marine, Did I post today?
ReplyDeleteGood stuff, huh Sandee. 😃
ReplyDeleteAll true and amusing at the same time!
ReplyDeleteHave a Blessed and peaceful Palm Sunday!
And always remember, God did not create all men equal.
ReplyDeleteSamuel Colt did.
Got out back this morning with my Thompson Contender and fired a few rounds with the 5mm barrel. Those rounds are expensive now and sometime hard to find. Been a gun owner since I was 11 years old and will die a gun owner!
ReplyDeleteThis post is right on taret, Odie. Hope you're having a nice weekend.
ReplyDeleteYou hit the target today, Odie.
ReplyDeleteChristopher, same to you.
ReplyDeleteEdutcher, ah yes the Colt factor.
ReplyDeleteRon, and that is something a lib will never understand.
ReplyDeleteLady, I love these target references.
ReplyDeleteOpie, you sound more like me every day.
ReplyDeleteAwesome post Odie :)
ReplyDelete2T2, thank you Ma'am.
ReplyDeleteLove the humor... especially the one about there not being a '46'. Too bad, huh?
ReplyDeleteTime to ban those spoons!!!
ReplyDeleteCube, heck go with the 50.
ReplyDeleteScott, they probably are in New York City.
ReplyDeleteI'm not a big woman. I've got to consider concealment.
ReplyDeleteCube, hide it in an extra large boot ... say size jamunggus.
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