My New Neighbor

This is my new neighbor:

She is single...

And lives right across the street.

I can see her house from my living room.

I watched her as she got home from work this evening.

I was surprised when she walked across the street and up my driveway.

She knocked on my door...

I rushed to open it.

She looks at me, and says, "I just got home and I am so horny! I have this

Strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and make love all night long!

Are you busy tonight?"

I immediately replied, "Nope, I'm free... I have no plans at all!"

Then she said, "Good! In that case, could you please watch my dog?"

This being a senior citizen sucks!!!