Help Wanted ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

Job applicant email:

Resimay

 

To hoom it mae consern,

I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper.

I can Type reale quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting..

I think I am good on the phone and I no I am a pepole person,
Pepole really seam to respond to me well.

I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety.

My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

I can start emeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.

hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.

Sinseerly,

BRIANNA

PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a picktere of me.

 

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 Employer's (Woodsterman) response:

Dear Brianna ,

It's OK honey, we've got spell check.

See you Monday.

Thanks Dan! 

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