Saturday, December 15, 2012

Flat Tire ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

As Told by Mrs. Woodsterman . . .

I had a flat tire on I-75 yesterday; so, I pulled over, 
got out of the car and opened my trunk.

I took out my cardboard men, unfolded them and 
stood them at the rear of my car facing oncoming traffic. 
They look so lifelike you wouldn't believe it!

Just as I had hoped, cars started slowing down looking 
at the men which made it much safer for 
me to work on the side of the road.

People honked and waved, and it wasn't long 
before a police car pulled up behind me.

He wanted to know what the heck I was doing, 
so I calmly explained that I was changing my flat. 
He told me he could see that, but demanded to know 
what the heck my cardboard men were 
doing standing at the rear of my car.

I couldn't believe he didn't know! So I told him ... 
"Well, I explained to the angry Policeman ....

They're my Emergency Flashers!!!!"

I go to court in April.

(Damn Police. No sense of humor.)


  1. Oh some really, really nice eye candy for us gals. Thanks Odie. Was there a joke here? I think I missed it if there was. I seem to be a bit distracted.

    Have a terrific weekend. :)

  2. Sandee, I'm a little suspicious of this whole photo of naked guys thing. Trust me ladies, there is NO WAY straight naked guys would put their arms around each other ... let alone get closer then ten feet from each other.

    Butt enjoy just the same.

  3. I recognize that beach---down the coast a short way from Frisco. You're only suspicious Odie!

  4. Odie, that looks like a beach on the lakefront, the weather is rainy but mild here today, did you order these guys here to welcome Opus to chi town, hee hee.

    We are having lots of fun (yesterday) ,a nd even more so tonight, because it will be just us "girls", able to talk politics and catch up more. Opus really is sweeter and more beautiful in person, as you know! I hope you're having a fun weekend.
    Luv ya, and Kitteh says meows, Bunni

  5. The Blonde and I were on a snorkeling boat in the Caribbean some years ago and a bunch of college guys in another boat did that.

    So some of the women (most of "a certain age") and liberally, uh, "lubricated" (we were on the way back), decided to repay the compliment - of course they were all wearing one piece suits.

    Guess who was more surprised.

  6. It took a lot of macho sauce to post that image.

  7. Bless you Bunni ... I know Opie is a babe, but it took one to know one Babe. Enjoy the visit ... yes she's really that nice too.

    Enjoy the guys.

  8. Admiral, You're the one guy that understands, and that worries me.

  9. Some of those ladies were in better shape than you'd think, so it was a good day all around.

  10. Edutcher, you covered your eyes didn't you?

  11. Very smart woman you got there...The slowing of traffic would insure that you don't get hit changing the tire...or would the opposite be true??? Mylie Cyrus might know.

  12. so where can I get some of these for my wife?

  13. denis, you really dig way back for this one. As for getting one, you and your buddies pose for the poster with your wife's guidance.


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