Over five
thousand years ago, Moses said to
the children of Israel, "Pick up your
shovels,
mount your asses and camels, and I will lead
you to the Promised
Land."
Nearly 75 years
ago, (when Welfare was introduced)
Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels,
sit on your
asses, and light up a Camel,
this is the Promised Land."
Today, Congress
has stolen your shovel, taxed
your asses, raised the price of Camels, and
mortgaged the Promised Land!
I was so depressed last night thinking about
I was so depressed last night thinking about
health care plans, the economy, the wars,
lost
jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement
funds, etc. I called a suicide
hotline.
I had to press 1 for English. I was connected
I had to press 1 for English. I was connected
to a call center in Pakistan.
I told them I was suicidal.
They got excited and asked if
I told them I was suicidal.
They got excited and asked if
I could drive a truck...
Folks, we're screwed...
Folks, we're screwed...
That was brilliant... Sadly true, but brilliant...
ReplyDeleteToo damn true...So you can't drive a truck can you?
ReplyDeleteP, sad day all around at the crisis center.
ReplyDeleteRandy, yes and yes.
ReplyDeleteBrilliant joke. It is a joke, right?
ReplyDeleteThe "new norm",,,,,
ReplyDeleteBwahahahahahaha. Why am I laughing? We ARE screwed.
ReplyDeleteHave a terrific day Odie. :)
Opie, fooled you too huh.
ReplyDeleteChristopher, yup for about 75 years.
ReplyDeleteSandee, you caught on real quick.
ReplyDeleteOdie,
ReplyDeleteI had to press 1 for English.
Well, at least you got the English OPTION.
AOW ... si
ReplyDeleteCan't drive a truck or even ride a camel so like many I'm up $hit Creek without a paddle!
ReplyDeleteAt least there is a job that I know I can do now...
ReplyDeleteTruck driving...
Ron, If you do drive that truck, don't let the Mooselimbs load the cargo.
ReplyDeleteLL, trucks work, but don't let the Mooselimbs fill them.
ReplyDeleteI could see that happening.
ReplyDeleteTruth is stranger than fiction. FYI...Wilson and Roosevelt supported and subsidized the tobacco industry and even put out pro-smoking propaganda via their ad men cronies. We just keep bending over.
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