Sunday, November 27, 2016

Onions and Christmas Trees




A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?"

The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of boobs.  In her 20s, a woman's are like melons, round and firm.  In her 30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.  After 50, they are like onions."

"Onions?"

"Yes, you see them and they make you cry."
This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said,  "Mum, how many kinds of "willies" are there?"
The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well, dear, a man  goes through three phases.  In his 20's, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard.  In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable.  After his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree."

"A Christmas tree?"

"Yes.  The tree is dead, and the balls are just for decoration."

 Thanks Dan

10 comments:

Sandee said...

Well he asked for that and she delivered. Brilliant.

I linked you to Silly Sunday.

Have a fabulous day Odie. ☺

edutcher said...

Actually, a woman's bust depends on the woman.

50 can still be nifty.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, thank you!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

edutcher, "nifyt"?

trailbee said...

Touchy subject. :)

Timothy Hecht said...

Oh, I guess I'm young for my age.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Trailbee, not me.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Timothy, Better than old for you age.

Ron Russell said...

Damn, sometime the truth hurts!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Ron, right through the .......