Saturday, November 5, 2016

Curtains ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style


 A blonde goes into a computer store and asks the clerk "Where do you keep the curtains for computers?" The clerk answers with a puzzled face "Curtains for computers? You don't need curtains for computers." The blonde's eyes widen and she shakes her head as she answers "Hello!?? My computer has Windows!!"
There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, "I've had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all the state capitals." One of the guys, of course, said, "I don't believe you. What is the capital of Nevada?" "N," she answered. - See more at: http://www.laughfactory.com/jokes/blonde-jokes#sthash.oGUpCnNp.dpuf
There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, "I've had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all the state capitals." One of the guys, of course, said, "I don't believe you. What is the capital of Nevada?" "N," she answered. - See more at: http://www.laughfactory.com/jokes/blonde-jokes#sthash.oGUpCnNp.dpuf

There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, "I've had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all the state capitals." One of the guys, of course, said, "I don't believe you. What is the capital of Nevada?" "N," she answered. - See more at: http://www.laughfactory.com/jokes/blonde-jokes#sthash.oGUpCnNp.dpuf






Ladies, did you go all the way to the end?
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8 comments:

Sandee said...

I went all the way to the end and I'm very glad I did. Nice.

Have a fabulous day Odie. ☺

edutcher said...

She's not that bad.

But she's close.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, I always think of you when I post those ... enjoy.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

edutcher, I'll have to think about that one.

GruntOfMonteCristo said...

Her problem isn't that she doesn't have curtains. Her problem is that she's using Windows on her computer! That's a serious problem!

Ron Russell said...

Wonder why she didn't ask for a mouse trap?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Grunt, I've always thought so too.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Ron, I was waiting to hear the carpet didn't match the drapes.