Tuesday, April 5, 2016
Two Whales . . . .
Two whales, a male and female, are swimming off the coast
of Japan when the male whale looks up and sees the whaling
ship that killed his father five years ago.
Excited at the opportunity to avenge his father's death,
the male whale says to the female "Let's go underneath
the ship and blow air through our blow holes. That ought
to knock their boat over, and make them think twice
about killing innocent whales."
The female whale agrees, and the plan works perfectly.
Once the whaling ship has completely sunk
the male whale notices that most of the sailors are making
their way back to the shore by either swimming or in
lifeboats. Not willing to let them get away so easily,
the male whale yells "They're going to shore -
Let's go gobble them up!"
But the female whale suddenly becomes less cooperative.
She says, "I agreed to the blow job, but there is no way I'm swallowing seamen!"