Saturday, August 22, 2015

Where Did We Leave Off ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style


MOTHER'S MILK:
A man was riding on a full bus, minding his own business, when the gorgeous woman next to him started to breast-feed her baby. The baby wouldn't take it, so she said, "Come on sweetie, eat it all up or I'll have to give it to this nice man next to us." Five minutes later, the baby was still not feeding, so she said, "Come on, honey. Take it or I'll give it to this nice man here." A few minutes later, the anxious man blurted out, "Come on kid. Make up your mind! I was supposed to get off four stops ago!"





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8 comments:

  1. edutcherAugust 22, 2015 at 8:24 AM

    Well, you have to prioritize.

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  2. LLAugust 22, 2015 at 9:40 AM

    I didn't do anything and it's allowing me to comment again. The vast left wing conspiracy must have screwed up. Anyway, thanks for the Rule 5. I needed to remember what we're fighting for.

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  3. Ron RussellAugust 22, 2015 at 12:23 PM

    Can you fix an ole fart up with that top one?

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  4. UnknownAugust 22, 2015 at 3:32 PM

    Nice selection! The top one is my favorite.

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  5. Woodsterman (Odie)August 22, 2015 at 9:29 PM

    edutcher, always

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  6. Woodsterman (Odie)August 23, 2015 at 7:52 AM

    LL, I so glad the vast Left Wing Conspiracy let you get that off your chest ... or was it the babes' chests?

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  7. Woodsterman (Odie)August 23, 2015 at 7:53 AM

    Ron, You haven't lost your touch, have you?

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  8. Woodsterman (Odie)August 23, 2015 at 7:55 AM

    Ranger, I'm afraid you're going to have to fight Ron for that one.

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