Friday, August 28, 2015

The Bar . . .



A guy sits down at the bar and orders drink after drink.

"Is everything okay, pal?" the bartender asks.

"My wife and I got into a fight and she said she 
isn't talking to me for a month!"

Trying to put a positive spin on things, the bartender says, 
"Well, maybe that's kind of a good thing.
 You know, a little peace and quiet?"

"Yeah. But today is the last day!

Thanks Hal

4 comments:

  1. Bwahahahahahahaha. I can relate to this with my ex. I didn't want to hear him talk either.

    Have a fabulous day. ☺

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  2. Edutcher, you made a funny. You mixed cool with cruel ... I get jokes.

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