Saturday, August 29, 2015

Blonde Confessions ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style


Jack goes to his friend Mike and says, "I'm sleeping 
with the minister's wife. Can you hold him in 
church for an hour after the services for me?"

Mike doesn't like it, but being a friend he agrees.

After the services, Mike starts talking to the minister, 
asking him all sorts of stupid questions, 
just to keep him occupied.

Finally the minister gets annoyed and 
asks Mike what he's really up to.

Mike, feeling guilty, finally confesses to the minister. 
"My friend is sleeping with your wife right now, 
so he asked me to keep you occupied."

The minister smiles, puts a brotherly hand on 
Mike's shoulder and says, "You better hurry home.

My wife died a year ago."

Other Blonde Loving Confessing Rule 5 ers:
Thanks Hal


Sandee said...

Loved the joke. What an angle he played there.

Have a fabulous day Odie. ☺

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, thank you, and welcome to blonde boob day as I believe you have referred to it as.

edutcher said...

Rod Serling would have loved that.

LL said...

I have a weakness for blondes (drapes and carpet match) - and it's better if they look a bit like Megan Kelly (sigh)...

Mike aka Proof said...

Imagine my embarrassment!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

edutcher, of course he would, he was a man.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

LL, easy there partner ... You don't want to need glasses like the old Woodsterman do you?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Proof, caught you?

Ron Russell said...

WTF! Didn't get it at first, but finally by years gave way to logic! Thanks for the linky!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Ron, one day you'll have to explain what that "WTF" was all about.