Wednesday, May 13, 2015

A Need For More Tolerance...


Jigs McDonald, NHL Hall of Fame  broadcaster 
speaking in Ontario, says: "I am truly  perplexed that 
so many of my friends are against another mosque 
being built in  Toronto. I think it should be the goal 
of every  Canadian to be tolerant regardless of their 
religious  beliefs. Thus the mosque should be allowed, 
in an effort to  promote tolerance." 

“That is why I also propose that two  nightclubs be 
opened next door to the mosque, thereby promoting 
tolerance from  within the mosque.

We could call one of the clubs, which would be gay, 
'The Turban  Cowboy' and the other, a topless bar, 
would  be called 'You Mecca Me Hot'."   

“Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes  
in pork, and adjacent to that an open-pit barbecue pork 
restaurant,  called 'Iraq of Ribs'." 

“Across the street there could be a lingerie store  called 
'Victoria Keeps  Nothing Secret' with sexy mannequins 
in the window  modeling the goods and on the other side 
a liquor store called 'Morehammered'." 
"All of this would encourage Muslims to demonstrate 
the  tolerance they demand of us.

Yes we should promote tolerance, and you can do your  
part by passing this on.
And if you are not laughing or smiling at this point... 
it is either past your bedtime, or it's midnight at the 
oasis and time to put your  camel to bed."

Thanks Hal

16 comments:

Curmudgeon said...

The filthy heresy of Islam cannot force us to capitulate our freedom of speech.

Instead of kissing evil's ass we should be kicking evil's ass.

I shall stand guard over liberty while eating a bacon sammich holding a cartoon of Muhammad and wearing a holstered .357 magnum Smith & Wesson.

Adrienne said...

Oh, yeah - the "tolerant" Muslims.

The Somalis up in Cedar-Riverside in Minneapolis are bitching about their free Sec 8 housing no being up to the standards they want. Really? How about you go back home to your mud huts?

Adrienne said...

*not*

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Curmudgeon, May you always be free to speak your mind, eat your bacon, and smell that gunpowder from that spent 357 Magnum. May your aim be true, and your target the devil.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Adrienne, it would cheaper to pay for their return trip.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Adrienne, that state sure is screwed up.

Sandee said...

Bwahahahahahahaha. Love this and it's happening more than you know. Remember the pig rancher that has pig races every weekend because the Muslims next door wanted him to get rid of his pigs? Texas I think.

Pass the bacon Odie. ☺

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, it is Texas of course.

Ron Russell said...

Sounds fine to me! Nothing like inclusive tolerance. The Rule 5 widget looks great. Guess you are the first to install it. I wanted a scrolling one, but couldn't get the bugs out, besides it took site too long to load. You get around the net more than me so if you find some sites that need to be added just drop me a comment with name and url and I'll add them.

edutcher said...

Nice.

Give 'em what they want until they scream for mercy.

cube said...

Love it. That's my kind of tolerance.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Ron, will do. Check my "Sites From The Man Caves" on my sidebar.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Edutcher, they are an ugly group of people.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Cube, works well.

Allen said...

I think that was Greg Gutfeld, about the ground zero mosque...

http://www.foxnews.com/story/2010/08/11/glenn-beck-greg-gutfeld-wants-to-build-gay-bar-next-to-ground-zero-mosque/

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Allen, Thanks