Jigs McDonald, NHL Hall of Fame broadcaster
speaking in Ontario, says: "I am truly perplexed that
so many of my friends are against another mosque
being built in Toronto. I think it should be the goal
of every Canadian to be tolerant regardless of their
religious beliefs. Thus the mosque should be allowed,
in an effort to promote tolerance."
“That is why I also propose that two nightclubs be
opened next door to the mosque, thereby promoting
tolerance from within the mosque.
We could call one of the clubs, which would be gay,
'The Turban Cowboy' and the other, a topless bar,
would be called 'You Mecca Me Hot'."
“Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes
in pork, and adjacent to that an open-pit barbecue pork
restaurant, called 'Iraq of Ribs'."
“Across the street there could be a lingerie store called
'Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret' with sexy mannequins
in the window modeling the goods and on the other side
a liquor store called 'Morehammered'."
"All of this would encourage Muslims to demonstrate
the tolerance they demand of us.
Yes we should promote tolerance, and you can do your
part by passing this on.
And if you are not laughing or smiling at this point...
it is either past your bedtime, or it's midnight at the
oasis and time to put your camel to bed."