Friday, December 26, 2014

Tis Still The Season ~OR~ Only 364 Shopping Days Left

A Christmas Joke:

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by 
Saint Peter at the pearly gates.

'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You 

must each possess something that symbolizes 
Christmas to get into heaven.'

The Englishman fumbled through his pockets and 

pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 
'It's a candle', he said.

'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said.

The Scotsman reached into his pocket and pulled out a 

set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.'

Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.

The Irishman  started searching desperately through his 

pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.

St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and 

asked, 'And just what do those symbolize?'

The paddy  replied, 'These are Carols.'

And So The Christmas Season

Thank You Mister Trailbee!


LL said...

ROFL - Carols...I'll have to remember that for when I shuffle off this mortal coil.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

LL, you have to make sure Carol is your last date.

Sandee said...

Bwahahahahahahahahaha. He had way more fun than those other guys.

Have a fabulous day Odie. ☺

edutcher said...

Are Sheril's close enough?

Brighid said...

Shirley you jest...

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, that he did.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Edutcher, you're asking the wrong guy.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Brighid, No! And don't call me Shirley.

Euripides said...

Merry Christmas Odie!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Merry Christmas Euripides.

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the laugh

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Rick, you bet ... that's why I'm here.