Thursday, November 6, 2014

Sleeping With Bob

The guys were all at a deer camp. No one wanted to room 
with Bob, because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't 
fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, 
so they voted to take turns.

The first guy slept with Bob and comes to breakfast the next 
morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot.

They said, "Man, what happened to you?"
He said, "Bob snored so loudly, I just sat up and 
watched him all night."

The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the morning, 
same thing, hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot.

They said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful!"
He said, 'Man, that Bob shakes the roof with his snoring. 
I watched him all night."

The third night was Fred's turn. Fred was a tanned, older cowboy, 
a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright-eyed 
and bushy-tailed. "Good morning!" he said. They couldn't believe it.
They said, "Man, what happened?"

He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked 
Bob into bed, patted him on the butt, and kissed him 
good night. After that, Bob sat up and watched me all night."

With age comes wisdom.

Thanks Mr. Trailbee, you made my day.


Curmudgeon said...

Have to admit the headline scared me at first. No, I thought, not my Odie!

ROFLMAO. Have a wonderful day. We love you and would pat you on the butt if we could.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Curmudgeon, I almost changed it, but I knew someone like yourself just might do a slight double take. I see it worked.

Sandee said...

Odie wouldn't be sleeping if he was in bed with one of his hot blondes. Bwahahahahahahaha.

Love this joke. That's one way to problem solve.

Have a fabulous day. ☺

doubletroubletwo said...

LMAO!!! My brother and cousin go every yr and my brother snores so loud. I have to let them see this haha. Your awesome Odie :-)

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, I do love the blondes.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

2T2, it is a great one huh.

USA_Admiral said...

What ever you got to do sleep.

edutcher said...

Oldie, but a goodie.

Ron Russell said...

Homophobia can keep you awake at nite when there is a suspect sleeping close by.

sig94 said...

heh heh - cowboys

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Admiral, you've seen Bob.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Edutcher, I hadn't heard it before. I was really laughing when I got to the end.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Ron, not if it feels good do it?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

sig94, gotta love em ... oops.