EXCELLENCE ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

A man met a beautiful blonde lady and he decided 

he wanted to marry her right away. She said, 'But we 

don't know anything about each other.' He
said, 'That's all right, we'll learn about each other 

as we go along. 'So, she consented, and they were 

married, and went on a honeymoon to a very
nice resort.

One morning they were lying by the pool, when he got 

up off of his towel, climbed up to the 10 Meter board 

and did a two and a half tuck gainer, this
was followed by a three rotations in a jackknife position, 

where he straightened out and cut the water like a knife. 

After a few more demonstrations, he came back and lay 

down on the towel.
She said,' That was incredible!'

He said, 'I used to be an Olympic diving champion. 

You see, I told you we'd
learn more about ourselves as we went along.'

 

So she got up, jumped in the pool, and started doing laps. 

After about fifty laps she climbed back out and lay 

down on her towel, hardly out of breath.
He said, 'That was incredible! 

Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer?'

'No.' she said, 'I was a hooker in Oregon  and I worked both
sides of the Columbia River.'

Thank You Mr. Trailbee !

 

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