Friday, September 19, 2014

Before You Jump

A seriously depressed woman stands at the edge of a cliff, 
trying to get the nerve up to jump.
A passing hobo stops and says, "Since you're about to 
kill yourself anyway, would you mindif we had sex first?"

 The woman said "Hell no...get away from me...you sicko!"

 The bum turned to leave and muttered, 
"Fine, I'll just go wait at the bottom."

Thanks David

18 comments:

  1. ROFL

    That's clearly one way of looking at opportunity.

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  2. She is fine or he is desperate? Maybe a little of both?

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  3. That bum must be a democrat - never let a crisis go to waste.

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  4. LL, see ... now you know what the cow's head stuck in the fence was leading up to.

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  5. Admiral, never question motives in a great story.

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  6. sig94, not just a desperate dirty old man?

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  7. Ewwwwwwwwwwwww. Funny though.

    Have a fabulous day and weekend Odie. :)

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  8. So wrong! But funny :-) Have a great weekend Odie!!

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  9. Sandee, Hobos and old guys gotta strike while it's hot ... ur cold.

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  10. edutcher, you mean that will say no to me?

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Put it here ... I can't wait to read it.