Friday, September 19, 2014

Before You Jump

A seriously depressed woman stands at the edge of a cliff, 
trying to get the nerve up to jump.
A passing hobo stops and says, "Since you're about to 
kill yourself anyway, would you mindif we had sex first?"

 The woman said "Hell no...get away from me...you sicko!"

 The bum turned to leave and muttered, 
"Fine, I'll just go wait at the bottom."

Thanks David

18 comments:

LL said...

ROFL

That's clearly one way of looking at opportunity.

USA_Admiral said...

She is fine or he is desperate? Maybe a little of both?

Randy-g said...

Always an opportunity...

sig94 said...

That bum must be a democrat - never let a crisis go to waste.

Adrienne said...

Ewwwwwwwww

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

LL, see ... now you know what the cow's head stuck in the fence was leading up to.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Admiral, never question motives in a great story.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Randy, it's what I live by.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

sig94, not just a desperate dirty old man?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Adrienne, don't knock it.

Sandee said...

Ewwwwwwwwwwwww. Funny though.

Have a fabulous day and weekend Odie. :)

DoubleTroubleTwo said...

So wrong! But funny :-) Have a great weekend Odie!!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, Hobos and old guys gotta strike while it's hot ... ur cold.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

2T2, wrong?

edutcher said...

There are people like that.

Ron Russell said...

One determined bum!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

edutcher, you mean that will say no to me?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Ron, yes I am.