Wednesday, June 11, 2014

Questions About Our Dog


 IN RESPONSE TO ALL THE RECENT E-MAILS 
ABOUT OUR DOG: PLEASE BE ADVISED, WE 
ARE SICK AND TIRED OF ANSWERING
QUESTIONS ABOUT OUR DOG!


YES, HE MAULED SIX PEOPLE WEARING OBAMA T-SHIRTS,

FOUR PEOPLE WEARING PELOSI T-SHIRTS,

TWO OTHER DEMOCRATS,

NINE TEENAGERS WITH PANTS HANGING PAST THEIR CRACK,

THREE FLAG BURNERS,

AND A PAKISTANI TAXI DRIVER.

FOR THE LAST TIME... THE DOG IS NOT FOR SALE !!!


NO, I DO NOT APPROVE OF HIS SMOKING, 
BUT HE SAYS IT HELPS
GET THE "BAD TASTE" OUT OF HIS MOUTH!!




Thanks David

24 comments:

DoubleTroubleTwo said...

LMAO! Good Doggie :-)

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

2T2, he's the best.

Scott Way said...

HAAAA...and I thought I was a pretty good dog and cat trainer...Got me beat!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Scotty, he taught himself.

Randy-g said...

I need that pooch Odie!

cube said...

Good dog... except for the smoking.

edutcher said...

Can he hang around ours for a while?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Randy, Would that be by the hour, day, or week?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Cube, it's the taste.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

edutcher, There's plenty for him to chew on around here.

LL said...

Could I at least RENT your dog?

Euripides said...

Once again, that proves that dogs are pretty danged smart!

Rick Street said...

Good Dog

Sandee said...

Bwhaahahahahahahaha. You sure he's not for sale.

Have a fabulous evening. ☺

Ron Russell said...

Where can I find such a dog? Who let the dog out? Shame on you Odie, you should be more compassionate to those with mental illness.

Marine4Ever said...

Does he do any other tricks? I'd really like to buy him. How much?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

LL, Nope!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Euripides, Yes they are, but they don't have to be to take care of democrats.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Rick, absoltootenlutely!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, stick to your pet rock.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Ron, That dog is here to clean up mental defects.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Marine, I just taught him to piss on democrat political signs. He learns by watching.

USA_Admiral said...

As far as dogs go it is hard to find a bad one, but this one is a keeper.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Admiral, I will.