A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises,
two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.Naturally, the Doctor asked him, 'What happened to YOU?''Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at
difficult hole, we both sliced our golf balls into a field of cattle We went to look for them and while I was looking around I
noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end.'I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf
ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of
the cow's fannyStill holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife,
'Hey, this looks like yours!'
''I don't remember much after that"
The Babes . . .
OH BOY ... I love my job!
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