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I Mow My Own Yard
It was this refreshing sense of humour that made
Lee have some of the biggest crowds following him
at the various PGA tours! He was a real "Crowd entertainer!"
Lee Trevino: a true story, you gotta love him.
Lee Trevino: a true story, you gotta love him.
One day, shortly after joining the PGA tour in 1965, Lee Trevino, a professional golfer and married man, was at his home in Dallas, Texas mowing his front lawn, as he always did. A lady driving by in a big, shiny Cadillac stopped in front of his house, lowered the window and asked, "Excuse me, do you speak English?"
Lee responded, "Yes Ma'am, I do."
The lady then asked, "What do you charge to do yard work?"
Lee said, "Well, the lady in this house lets me sleep with her."
The lady hurriedly put the car into gear and sped off.
Lee responded, "Yes Ma'am, I do."
The lady then asked, "What do you charge to do yard work?"
Lee said, "Well, the lady in this house lets me sleep with her."
The lady hurriedly put the car into gear and sped off.
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For the Ladies: A Sexy Car Wash
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And finally for Marine:
I looked everywhere for sexy girls signing so
you would understand the post. This is as close
as I could come. I hope you enjoyed the photos
anyway.
Thanks Dan for Lee Trevino
Other Rule 5 ers:
In a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
Adrienne's Corner
Eye of Polyphemus
Diogenes' Middle Finger
Ninety Miles From Tyranny
Doubletroubletwo
Angrymikes hood
MissK's World...
American Power
Adrienne's Corner
Eye of Polyphemus
Diogenes' Middle Finger
Ninety Miles From Tyranny
Doubletroubletwo
Angrymikes hood
MissK's World...
American Power
There's always something here for the ladies. You're a thoughtful guy. That's just how you roll.
ReplyDeleteI bet the men are sweethearts.
ReplyDeleteI DO need a car wash today....
ReplyDeleteWhat ugly men. Now I need to wash my eyes out with bleach. Not nice Odie.
ReplyDeleteHave a terrific day. :)
Of course that car has an Ohio plate - them are mid-western bellies...
ReplyDeleteIn the days of the civil rights movement, the guy was black.
ReplyDeleteLL, it's been awhile, but could you recognize me?
ReplyDeleteSupi, yes we are.
ReplyDeleteOpie, I knew I could persuade you.
ReplyDeleteSandee, That hurts me to the quick. We haven't even met yet and you're already throwing aspersions my way.
ReplyDeleteRace, that's beer country.
ReplyDeleteEdutcher ... do you mean "Super Mex"?
ReplyDeleteRight.
ReplyDeleteThe Trevino story reminds me of this one:
ReplyDeleteA man is sitting in his yard, having a beer, watching his wife mow the lawn. A woman drives up and says, "You should be hung!"
He replies, "I am, that's why she mows the lawn!"
Odie: I just noticed Harry Truman's smiling face on your sidebar. (Funny how that wasn't the first thing I noticed when I clicked on this page!)
ReplyDeleteMuch obliged!
Edutcher, Yup.
ReplyDeleteProof ... HOMERUN!
ReplyDeleteMr. Positive, my pleasure.
ReplyDeleteGood job, linked here:
ReplyDeleteFrom Behind the Last Stretch of Iron Curtain comes 'Miss Belarus 2013' Maryia Vialichka
Thanks RR
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