Saturday, July 13, 2013

Cars, Sex, and Lee Trevino ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style



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  I Mow My Own Yard

  It was this refreshing sense of humour that made 
Lee have some of the biggest crowds following him 
at the various PGA tours! He was a real "Crowd entertainer!"
Lee  Trevino: a true story, you gotta love  him.

 One  day, shortly after joining the PGA tour in 1965, Lee Trevino, a  professional golfer and married man, was at his home in Dallas, Texas mowing his front lawn, as he always did. A lady driving by in a big, shiny Cadillac stopped in front of his house, lowered the window and asked, "Excuse me, do you speak  English?"
Lee  responded, "Yes Ma'am, I  do."
The  lady then asked, "What do you charge to do yard  work?"
Lee  said, "Well, the lady in this house lets me sleep with  her."
The  lady hurriedly put the car into gear and sped  off.




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For the Ladies: A Sexy Car Wash


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And finally for Marine:
I looked everywhere for sexy girls signing so
you would understand the post. This is as close
as I could come. I hope you enjoyed the photos
anyway. 

20 comments:

LL said...

There's always something here for the ladies. You're a thoughtful guy. That's just how you roll.

Supi said...

I bet the men are sweethearts.

Opus #6 said...

I DO need a car wash today....

Sandee said...

What ugly men. Now I need to wash my eyes out with bleach. Not nice Odie.

Have a terrific day. :)

Race Bannon said...

Of course that car has an Ohio plate - them are mid-western bellies...

edutcher said...

In the days of the civil rights movement, the guy was black.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

LL, it's been awhile, but could you recognize me?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Supi, yes we are.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Opie, I knew I could persuade you.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, That hurts me to the quick. We haven't even met yet and you're already throwing aspersions my way.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Race, that's beer country.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Edutcher ... do you mean "Super Mex"?

edutcher said...

Right.

Proof said...

The Trevino story reminds me of this one:
A man is sitting in his yard, having a beer, watching his wife mow the lawn. A woman drives up and says, "You should be hung!"
He replies, "I am, that's why she mows the lawn!"

Proof said...

Odie: I just noticed Harry Truman's smiling face on your sidebar. (Funny how that wasn't the first thing I noticed when I clicked on this page!)
Much obliged!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Edutcher, Yup.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Proof ... HOMERUN!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Mr. Positive, my pleasure.

Reaganite Republican said...

Good job, linked here:

From Behind the Last Stretch of Iron Curtain comes 'Miss Belarus 2013' Maryia Vialichka

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Thanks RR