Saturday, July 20, 2013

Blondelious ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style


Blonde School Girl 

A little blonde girl comes back from 
school one evening. She runs to her mum and says: 
"Mummy today at school we learnt how to count. Well, 
all the other girls only counted to 5, but listen to me: 
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10! It's good, innit?"
"Yes, darling, very good." Answers the mom.
"Is that because I'm blonde?" she asks.
"Yes, darling, it's because you're blonde." The mom says.
 
Next day, the little girl comes back from school and says: 
"Mummy, today at school we learnt the alphabet. All the 
other girls only went as far as D, but listen to me: 
A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K! It's good, innit?"
"Yes, darling, very good." Answers the mom.
"Is that because I'm blonde, mummy?" she asks.
"Yes, darling it's because you're blonde." The mom says.
 
Next Day, she returns from school and cries: "Mummy, 
today we went swimming. Well, all the other girls have 
no breasts, but look at me!" She proceeds to flash her 
impressive 36D at her mummy. "Is that because 
I'm blonde, mummy?"
"No darling, it's because you're 25."




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20 comments:

LL said...

I needed this complete blondefest to kickstart my weekend. Thanks Odie.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

LL, anytime ... thanks for the next title (if I can remember it).

Opus #6 said...

Odie, I wish you could communicate what type of ladies make you stand up and take notice....

Sandee said...

What Opus said. Bwahahahahahahaha.

Have a terrific day Odie. :)

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Opie, if you really knew the truth, I just require they're breathing.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Actually Sandee, I favor that last one. Better yet think Faith Hill. Hello from Tahoe.

edutcher said...

Anything I say is gonna get me in trouble.

IYKWIM

Marine4Ever said...

Pictures! We finally got PICTURES!

Proof said...

25 what???

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Edutcher, yeah ain't it great.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Marine, I post pictures almost every day. Just not the ones we guys all love.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Proof, you actually read it?

Marine4Ever said...

Yeah... I've noticed that, Odie.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Marine, good man that means you have blood flowing through your veins.

Supi said...

Odie - I hope you are the swimming instructor. lol

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Supi, I'm the temporary water wings.

USA_Admiral said...

If you are taking requests,
We need more blonde fests.

Ron Russell said...

Now I could latch on to that. It's been a long time!

Xenolith said...

Woodsterman

Just found yer blog from 90Miles blog Rule 5. Just started my own blog recently, and have shamelessly stolen your rule 5 list to start mine. Hope ya don't mind. Added yers to the top.

Xeno

Marine4Ever said...

AWRIGHT, XENO! More pics!