Saturday, July 6, 2013

Blond 4th Weekend ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style


A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one 
night he's doing a show in a small town in Arkansas. 
With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through 
his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde in the 
4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting: 
"I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What 
makes you think you can stereotype women that way? 
What does the color of a person's hair have to do with 
her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who 
keep women like me from being respected at work 
and in the community and from reaching our full 
 potential as a person. Because you and your kind 
continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only 
blondes, but women in general, and all in the name 
of humor!" 

The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and 
the blonde yells, "You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking 
to that little shit on your knee."





17 comments:

USA_Admiral said...

Nicely done!

You just have to love blondes.

LL said...

It makes every part of me stand up and salute!

Randy-g said...

I love blondes...

Supi said...

lol.

Sandee said...

They guys are asking if there was a joke in this post. Right. Bwahahahahahahahaha.

I'm talking to that little shit on your knee. I love it.

Have a terrific day. :)

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Admiral, I do.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

LL, That's patriotic ... I think.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Randy, I know how to keep you coming back here.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, I posted a joke?

Marine4Ever said...

Sandee -- there was a joke? I better go back and look at it again... for about the eighth or six time.

edutcher said...

Can't wait till you get to the Bonanza joke.

Ron Russell said...

Who cares how smart or dumb those blondes are!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Marine, someone told me I posted a joke.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Edutcher, what's this joke crap?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Ron, what?

Reaganite Republican said...

Linked here:

ACHTUNG! 'Miss Germany 2013' Caroline Noeding
ist 'Die Schönste Frau Deutschlands'~

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

RR, I knew I could count on you.