Saturday, June 22, 2013

New Shoes ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style


Odie walks to work 20 blocks everyday and 
passes a shoe store twice every day.
Each day he stops and looks in the window 
to admire the Armani leather shoes.

He wants those shoes so much...it's all he can think about.

After about 2 months he saves the price of the shoes, 
$300, and purchases them.

Every Friday night the Italian community holds a dance 
in the church basement. Odie seizes this opportunity 
to wear his new Armani leather shoes for the first time.
He asks Sophia to dance and as they dance he asks her, 
'Sophia, do you wear red panties tonight?'
Startled, Sophia replies, 'Yes, Odie, I do wear 
red panties tonight, but how do you know?'
 
Odie answers,’ I see the reflection in my new 
$300 Armani leather shoes. How do you like them?'

Next he asks Rosa to dance, and after a few minutes he asks, ‘Rosa, do you wear white panties tonight?'
 Rosa answers, 'Yes, Odie, I do, but how do you know that?'

He replies, 'I see the reflection in my new $300 Armani leather shoes... How do you like them?'

Odie dances with many young ladies this evening and the same question is asked and answered by a very surprised
young lady each time.


Now as the evening is almost over and the last song is being played, Odie asks Carmela to dance.

Midway through the dance his face turns red...

He states, 'Carmela, be stilla my heart. Please, please tell me you wear no panties tonight.
 Please, please, tella me this true!'

Carmela smiles coyly and answers, 'Yes Odie, 
I wear no panties tonight...'
 
Odie gasps, 'Thanka God ....

I thought I had a crack in my $300 Armani leather shoes...!


Other Rule 5 ers:
 
Thanks Dan !

27 comments:

Supi said...

I can see you enjoyed dancing the night away.

Randy-g said...

I need to start saving for a new pair of shoes!!!

Sheik YerBouti said...

Is the shoe polish on aisle 8 or 9?

USA_Admiral said...

Ba - Zing!

Race Bannon said...

Oh good...nothing happened to the shoes, that's alot of money.

Brooke said...

No wonder those shoes are all he could think about...

Sandee said...

Bwahahahahahahaha. I can see you doing this Odie.

Have a terrific day. ☺

Dick said...

Absolutely shameful. I loved it.

Ron Russell said...

Damn Odie, you can "crack" a joke!

edutcher said...

It's all a matter of priorities.

Opus #6 said...

I had a feeling that was coming.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Supi, I enjoy many things, and yes Fred taught me well.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Randy, you're gonna love em.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Booti, for shame ... aisle 10.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Admiral ... haa baa

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Race, That was a very scary moment.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Brooke, I love those shoes.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, that's why I love you.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Dick, yup, ain't it great.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Ron, so can you, doode!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Edutcher, you crack me up.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Opie, that's because you've been coming here about longer than anyone else. Can't fool you often.

Diogenes Sarcastica™ said...

Remind me to check your shoes at the door next time I invite you to a party..... ;)

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

DS, DAMN! Me and my big mouth.

Madhat said...

Never knew you were Italian?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Madhat, Northern Italian on the next to the German end near that other country by the whatchamacallit country up there near I forget it's name ... I think.

Reaganite Republican said...

Northern Italians look and act like Austrians, because that's what a lot of them used to be prior to 1918! Up in the mountains, you know

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