New Shoes ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

Odie walks to work 20 blocks everyday and 

passes a shoe store twice every day.

Each day he stops and looks in the window 

to admire the Armani leather shoes.

He wants those shoes so much...it's all he can think about.

After about 2 months he saves the price of the shoes, 

$300, and purchases them.

Every Friday night the Italian community holds a dance 

in the church basement. Odie seizes this opportunity 

to wear his new Armani leather shoes for the first time.

He asks Sophia to dance and as they dance he asks her, 

'Sophia, do you wear red panties tonight?'

Startled, Sophia replies, 'Yes, Odie, I do wear 

red panties tonight, but how do you know?'
 

Odie answers,’ I see the reflection in my new 

$300 Armani leather shoes. How do you like them?'

Next he asks Rosa to dance, and after a few minutes he asks, ‘Rosa, do you wear white panties tonight?'

 Rosa answers, 'Yes, Odie, I do, but how do you know that?'

He replies, 'I see the reflection in my new $300 Armani leather shoes... How do you like them?'

Odie dances with many young ladies this evening and the same question is asked and answered by a very surprised

young lady each time.

Now as the evening is almost over and the last song is being played, Odie asks Carmela to dance.

Midway through the dance his face turns red...

He states, 'Carmela, be stilla my heart. Please, please tell me you wear no panties tonight.

 Please, please, tella me this true!'

Carmela smiles coyly and answers, 'Yes Odie, 

I wear no panties tonight...'
 

Odie gasps, 'Thanka God ....

I thought I had a crack in my $300 Armani leather shoes...!

Other Rule 5 ers:

*American Perspective*

Proof Positive

Randy's Roundtable

Reaganite Republican

teresamerica

Guns and Bikinis

Maggie's Notebook 

TOTUS

In a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
Adrienne's Corner
Eye of Polyphemus
Diogenes' Middle Finger
Ninety Miles From Tyranny
Doubletroubletwo  
Angrymikes hood 
MissK's World...
American Power 

 

Thanks Dan !