Saturday, June 8, 2013

Being Blonde ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

 A guy decides to bring his new blonde girlfriend to a 
football game. After the game is over, he asks her if 
she liked the game.
She replies: "Oh it was great, I loved watching those 
men in tight clothes, but there is one thing 
I don't understand."
"What did you not understand ?"

And the blonde says: "Well, at the beginning of the game, 
both teams flipped a quarter to see who would kick off first. 
Then the rest of the game everybody was yelling get the 
quarter back, get the quarter back, get the quarter back. 
So I thought to myself, gosh it's just a quarter!"





26 comments:

Randy-g said...

Its just a damn quarter!!!I love blondes...

Supi said...

Cute joke.

Marine4Ever said...

I just love Saturday mornings when they start off like this!

How come you never write anything though, Odie?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Randy, I do too.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Supi, there was a joke?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Marine, I love Saturdays here too. I do write ... they're called comments. I write a post on occasion, but you're here to laugh and I have nothing funny to say at the moment.

LL said...

I love blondes -- I just do.

I realize that today in California, it's almost a sin to be a raging heterosexual.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

LL, rage on ... guilty here too.

Sandee said...

I don't get it? Bwahahahahahahahaha. I'm blonde you know.

Have a terrific day. ☺

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, had no idea, but that explains a lot.

Opus #6 said...

What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?


















Pregnant.

trailbee said...

CA is weird. I love guys. The butchy/flaming help behind the Starbucks counters make my teeth ache.
Oh, the freedom of uncovered flesh. :) The saddest things I have ever seen is topless guys running around Marinas - we're not allowed to do that. Not a level playing field, pardon the pun. :)

edutcher said...

Inflation must really be bad.

Those last 2 girls could only afford bikinis with 1/3 the material.

Ron Russell said...

Blondes really do have more fun! Simple minded people seldom try to complicate the obvious. So they are blessed with that inner peace that comes from understanding all the world problems.

Robert Janicki said...

Who knew that dental floss had such a wonderful array of uses in swimsuit apparel?

Marine4Ever said...

Odie... My point was, I never get PAST THE PICTURES.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

IPOE ... POEI ... OPIE ! LOL LOL LOL LOL. I'm glad I wasn't taking a drink.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Trailbee ... go for it!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

edutcher, complaining?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Ron, I don't think my blonds will complicate anything.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Robert, I knew ... ain't it great.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Marine ... Oh

edutcher said...

Only about the economy, sir.

Not the view.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Edutcher, it's OK to come here just for the scenery.

Reaganite Republican said...

Immodest to the extreme

Yet somehow I've already overcome the shame enough to link it

As Seen on RedEye! Fox NY/Fox Business Channel's Anna Gilligan

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

RR, I love it when you talk dirty.