Saturday, December 29, 2012

Help Wanted ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style



Job applicant email:

Resimay
 
To hoom it mae consern,

I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper.

I can Type reale quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting..

I think I am good on the phone and I no I am a pepole person,
Pepole really seam to respond to me well.

I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety.


My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

I can start emeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.

hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.

Sinseerly,

BRIANNA

PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a picktere of me.
 
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 Employer's (Woodsterman) response:

Dear Brianna ,

It's OK honey, we've got spell check.

See you Monday
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Thanks Dan! 

Other Rule 5 ers:

16 comments:

  1. Bwahahahahahaha. I've seen this one with a hot guy too. I hired him immediately.

    Have a terrific day Odie. :)

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  2. Sandee, how's that working out for ya? How's his benefit package?

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  3. Hired!

    Thanks, I'm an official Rule 5ver now!

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  4. We had one of those where I worked.

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  5. In Mexico, secretaries are expected to "put out". There are court cases where secretaries who resisted their boss' advances forcefully were charged with assault on the boss. Just saying...

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  6. Mr Doe, that's Mexico. We count to ten here first.

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  7. Let's hope BRIANNA can make coffee like you like it, Odie. ;)

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  8. Type?!? She can't even SEE the frickin' keyboard!!! She's got curviture of the... of the... ah, ...yeah.

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  9. Hire that woman for the public relations position....

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  10. Doubletroubletwo, it's good to laugh huh.

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  11. Jan, she makes it every morning ... wink wink.

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Put it here ... I can't wait to read it.