Saturday, December 29, 2012

Help Wanted ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

Job applicant email:

To hoom it mae consern,

I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper.

I can Type reale quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting..

I think I am good on the phone and I no I am a pepole person,
Pepole really seam to respond to me well.

I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety.

My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

I can start emeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.

hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.



PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a picktere of me.
 Employer's (Woodsterman) response:

Dear Brianna ,

It's OK honey, we've got spell check.

See you Monday

Thanks Dan! 

Other Rule 5 ers:


Sandee said...

Bwahahahahahaha. I've seen this one with a hot guy too. I hired him immediately.

Have a terrific day Odie. :)

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, how's that working out for ya? How's his benefit package?

Mike Miles said...


Thanks, I'm an official Rule 5ver now!

edutcher said...

We had one of those where I worked.

Juan Doe said...

In Mexico, secretaries are expected to "put out". There are court cases where secretaries who resisted their boss' advances forcefully were charged with assault on the boss. Just saying...

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Mike, yes you are Sir.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Edutcher, it was great huh.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Mr Doe, that's Mexico. We count to ten here first.

Anonymous said...

Odie, That is funny as hell :)

Diogenes Sarcastica™ said...

Let's hope BRIANNA can make coffee like you like it, Odie. ;)

Velcro said...

Type?!? She can't even SEE the frickin' keyboard!!! She's got curviture of the... of the... ah, ...yeah.

Euripides said...

Hire that woman for the public relations position....

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Doubletroubletwo, it's good to laugh huh.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Jan, she makes it every morning ... wink wink.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Velcro, yup ain't it great.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Euripides, AT LEAST!